Time Portal

Time Portal
Time Portal


Use this time of disruption and isolation to find your true inner Self. Embrace the opportunity to talk with family and friends. The rut you were stuck in is gone. Find something that you really enjoy doing – not because you were always doing it, but because it’s something that brings you joy and happiness. Something you didn’t have “time” for. Something you would get to when you have “time.” You have time now. Find your Inner Child and play. This is your time – this is time for you. Relax and enjoy your Self.

– Jo Calk


It’s About Time

(Or, Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?)


Why don’t they just leave time alone? Why change it every 6 months? And, by the way, why does the United States change the time a week later than the other countries that screw around with time? (think Halloween)

In the days before “smart” phones and computers, I had been surprised at finding the grocery store closed on Sunday morning. In another “time warp,” I was entering a meeting when people were leaving the meeting.

With the next “time warp” imminent, I tried to gain the concept of what “falling back one hour” would mean to me. Trying every visualization technique I could muster, I finally found an imaginary “sliding time line” that I could move one hour to the left (“fall back”). From that timeline, I deduced that, when I awaken Sunday morning at 6:00 a.m., it will actually be 5:00 a.m.

While I was asleep Saturday night, my cell phones and computer dutifully “fell back” one hour. Surprisingly, Sunday morning I was rested when I woke up at 6:00 a.m. Maybe I have finally figured out this “time shift” business and have pre-adjusted to it!

My celebration lasted until I saw the microwave clock, which boldly shouted out “7:00 a.m.” Now, that doesn’t make sense! I had rationally analyzed this time “thingee” (to use a technical term) from all angles – even constructing a sliding time scale in my mind. Applying the new data provided by the microwave oven, I gradually realized I had not accurately read my own sliding-time-scale creation. Yes, the top (sliding) part of the scale slides to the left (back in time – fall back), so 6:00 a.m. becomes 5:00 a.m. However, I am experiencing the time that is represented on the sliding part of the scale, not the unmoving base scale. So, yes, 6:00 a.m. is the new 5:00 a.m. when compared against the fixed base-time, but because my time is now on the sliding part of the time scale, 7:00 a.m. has become my new 6:00 a.m. – I think.

I’m still out-of-phase – an hour behind myself – or is it an hour ahead of myself? Now, I’m confused again. If I am patient, this confusion will dissolve in a week or so, and my body rhythms will have adjusted to this “new” time.

OK, enough of this time-focus. My cell phone is called a “smart” phone for a reason. If I have an appointment at a particular “time,” I will just set my cell phone alarm and let it tell me when I should act. Otherwise, time is just an illusion anyway, so I can ignore it – one big benefit of being retired.